goflowolfog:
“x2s:
““Nick Hannes
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quixoticanarchy:

once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes “oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!”

drunkardsprayer:

Ummmm shoutout to people who get home from work and get right in their jammies

mrbungle:

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

bismuth-soup:

orcusnoir:

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There he is


The bear in area

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

rosecrystal:

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone

were–ralph:

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we’re losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I’m going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i’ve made because of this and it sucks

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Losing it over some of y'all’s tags btw Here’s my favorites

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and lastly.

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good night

scarecrowomen:

tatzelwurming:

pussyronin:

scarecrowomen:

pussyronin:

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Well first of all there’s this guy

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Nothing wrong with me

ghostxgirlie:

“hiiiiii” with the intention of getting lost in the Paris catacombs together

kitfisto:

shrexy:

kitfisto:

shrexy:

shrexy:

thinking about the plur lifestyle

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

whats plur

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

palmer:

segamascot:

palmer:

segamascot:

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

🧯💨

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

scribblecate:

scribblecate:

Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it

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I forgot that the cat can hear shit

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

not going to lie the mature post filter on text posts on my phone is about as useful as a censor bleep in a song where the starting and ending sounds of the word are still clearly audible

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man im so glad they put this community label here so i can’t read what it says unless i hit that button. so glad i can’t see any part of the post right now